Early one winter morning, as James entered his office block, he checked his phone and saw he had a text message from his wife.
Windows frozen. Not sure what to do.
He lets out a sigh that yet again, his wife was beautiful but with very little brains. James then texts back to pour some luke warm water over it slowly.
He receives a further text from his wife.
Computer really buggered now...
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