are driving through a forest road around 9pm when they suddenly run out of fuel. The two have no cell phone reception so they cannot call for assistance and looking at the map the nearest gas station is 10 miles away. The two decide to head towards the station and the one who was driving remembers having a tent in the trunk which they can use to spend the night.
So at around midnight the two decide to stop, walk a bit into the forest, set-up the tent, and call it a night. As the sun rises one of the friends wakes up the other, "Man, wake up. What do you see?"he asks, to which his friend replies, "I see the morning dew, birds flying about, and the sun just barely above the horizon, it's quite beautiful". The friend looking quite irritated at this response smacks the other to which the man responds, "What the hell was that for?"
The other man looks at him and says, "God you're a moron, you didn't notice that someone stole our tent."
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