An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.She told the artist: "Paint me with diamond ear-rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach and a gold Rolex."The confused artist said: "But you're not wearing any of those things.""I know," she said."But if I die before my husband, I'm sure my husband will remarry. And I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewellery."
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