Yo momma so big that when she ran the Boston Marathon, She started and finished at the same time!
Yo momma so big that Japan is her best friend!
Yo momma so big that she cant go nowhere, because she is already everywhere!
Yo momma so big Ive known her my whole life and I still havent seen all of her!
I kinda like big women so I took your momma out on a date to an all you can eat restaurant...Big Mistake...that was about 3 years ago....and the bitch is still eating!!
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