Every weekend Wilma and Barny go to church.During the service Barney falls asleep.One afternoon Wilma asks the priest what she can do about it, and the priest hands her a needle."What do I do with this?""She asked.""Well whenever he falls asleep prick him with it.""The priest replied.
So the following week during the service Barney goes to sleep.The priest asks ""Who is our savior?""Wilma pricks Barney with the needle and he yells ""JESUS!!""a few moments later he goes back to sleep.
The priest then asks ""Who is the father of Christ?""Again Wilma pokes him with the needle and Barney yells out ""GOD!!""A few minutes later he goes back to sleep.
The priest then asks ""What did Eve say to Adam after he impregnated her for the 99th time?""Wilma poked Barney with the needle again and he yells ""IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GONING TO SNAP IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!""
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