Man: Father i have sinned.
Father: What have you done my son?
Man: I had sex with my wife.
Father: That is not a sin, you are married to this woman.
Man: I know, but I did it from behind.
Father: My son, that is fine, the Lord understands human needs.
Man: But father, i did it while her head was in the freezer.
Father: As long as it was consensual between you and your wife you have not sinned. Go now and say a Hail Mary and the Lords Prayer.
Man: Thank you father.. Oh and I would recommend that you dont buy any frozen veg at the supermarket, they banned us for some reason...
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