Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.
So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV.
So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely
journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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