A beautiful, buxom blonde woman was on a plane that was about to crash, and amid the panic she giggled and said, don’t worry, I spoke to the pilot and the plane won’t crash, and amazingly at that point the plane stabilized.
Everyone was amazed, and asked her how she knew it would be okay, and she said, it’s easy, my boyfriend is the pilot, and he does EVERYTHING I tell him, so I said “don’t crash the plane”.
Later, during the same flight, the blonde decided to go to the cockpit to give her boyfriend and in flight treat. When she opened the cockpit door, she saw her boyfriend having sex with sexy redhead. The blonde was really upset and said, “Why don’t you just crash the plane like you crashed my heart?” Those were the last words recorded on the flight recorder.
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