Steve is sitting around, watching TV, when his old hunting pal, Joe, calls him up.
"Hey Steve, how are you?"
"Oh, I'm good."
"Do you remember that hunting trip 7 years ago, the one where we got lost?"
"Oh, yeah."
"And do you remember when we found that beautiful widows house?"
"Oh, yeah?"
"You remember her?"
"Yeah"
"That night, you didn't happen to pay her a visit did you?"
"Yeah, I did. Why?"
"When you visited her, you didn't happen to use my name, did you?"
"Yeah, I did. I'm sorry. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
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