Father: Why don't you get yourself a job?Son: Why? Father: So you could earn some money.Son: Why? Father: So you could put some money in a bank and earn interest. Son: Why? Father: So that when you're old you can use the money in your bank account ...and you would never have to work again. Son: I'm not working now.
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