During a get-together at my son's house, he had prepared quite a feast. In spite of the extra pounds I'd gained the previous winter, I forged ahead and loaded my plate."Dad !" he said, eyeing my repast, "I thought you were on a diet.""I am!" I replied, "But I need all of this to give me the strength to go on."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.