Because he wanted to warn the people on the other side of the road that there was an offensive underway. However, the people on the other side of the road did not give a shit about the offensive, so they beat the little Greek boy with rubber hoses, which caused him to become insensitive (and urinate blood). As a result, he killed and ate his horse, Trigger.
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