Why Aren't You Married Yet?

The following are comebacks to that annoying question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"


You haven't asked yet.


I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.


Because I just love hearing this question.


Just lucky, I guess.


It gives my mother something to live for.


My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.


I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.


Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?


I'm waiting until I get to be your age.


It didn't seem worth a blood test.


I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.


Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.


My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.


I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.


They just opened a great singles bar on my block.


I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.


I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.


What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?


I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.


Why aren't you thin?


I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.


(Bonus reply for Single Mothers)
Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.