A woman was sick and tired of her husband's drinking; so she decided to teach him a lesson. She dressed up like Satan and, when her husband returned home drunk again, she leapt up from behind the couch, screaming.
"You don't scare me," the man said, looking her over calmly. "I married your sister."
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