A man got a little lost in a new neighborhood, and his car was acting up a little. To his delight, he spots a mechanic. She was a middle aged woman. After the mechanic takes a look at the car, the man asks:
Man: What's wrong?
Woman: Nothing.
Man: Are you sure?
Woman: Yes.
They say he fell of a cliff after he failed to decelerate, after further investigation, the local police found that his brakes were not working.
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