Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game.
That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per game.
With $40 million in endorsements, he made $178,100 a day, working or not.
If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it will cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
In his last year, he made more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.
However, if Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 250 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.
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