A kid asked for three pink golf balls from his father for his 13th birthday. The father was puzzled , but did it anyways. The kid was getting ready to turn 14 and the father asked him what would you like for your birthday? The son replied 4 pink golf balls. The father puzzled , but did it anyways. Later, he asked his son why the pink golf balls and not something more expensive. His son replied " I will tell you next year". For his 16th birthday, the son asked for a sports car filled with pink golf balls. The father reluctantly bought it, but was still curious about the pink golf balls. The kid answered that he will tell him next year. One day, the kid was driving on a mountain and went off a cliff. The father showed up to the emergency room where his son was drawing his final breath.. He asked his son you got to tell me what is up with the pink golf balls... The son answered "well..." Then he died.
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