Who are you

A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger comes by and asks him if he's all right.

The drunk replies by asking, "Do you know who I am?"

The stranger says, "No. Who are you?"

The drunk proudly says, "I'm Jesus Christ... and I can prove it! Come with me!"

They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells, "Jesus Christ! Are you here again?"

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