The First Ladies

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how
a penis is called in their language. The wife of Tony Blair says in England
people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The
wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never
know if it will hit you on the front or on the backside. The wife of Chirac says
in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act. Well the
wife of Clinton says in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth
to mouth.