If you recall, when George Bush was President, he banned broccoli at formal dinners: 'When I was a little boy I hated broccoli, and I said, 'When I'm President of the United States, I won't have to eat broccoli!''Well, Clinton should use the Broccoli Defense: 'When I was in college and couldn't get laid, I said, 'When I'm President of the United States...''
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