White House Lovin' (to the tune of Summer Lovin')

Sing to the melody of Summer Lovin' from Grease
(try for the same voice inflection as Travolta and Newton-John)


Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"
Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast"
Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me"
Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"
Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those White House nights"


Grand Jury: "Well, ah.. well, ah..well, ah. Uh! Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Tripp: "Try to remember your best"
Grand Jury: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Starr: "Did he come on your dress?"


Grand Jury: Uh-huh....Uh-huh...Uh-huh....
Grand Jury: Uh-huh....Uh-huh....Uh-huh....


Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"
Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp"
Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House"
Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth"
Bill: "Summer days, gobbling away, oh, i, but those White House nights"


Grand Jury:"Well, ah.. well, ah..well, ah. Uh! Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Tripp: "He sounds like a swell guy"
Grand Jury:"Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Starr:"Did he tell you to lie?"


(Slower now)


Bill: "Press found out, it turned into a mess"
Monica: "He gave me fifty bucks to buy a new dress"
Bill: "She promised to lie, she made a vow"
Monica: "Wonder who is servicing him now"
Bill & Monica: "Sex filled dreams, ripped at the seams
But......oh those White House Nights"