TRUE STORY
My boyfriend decided to invite me over to his home one day.
When I arrived, I was hoping we would be alone. When I got in, it was dark, except for the room we were in and I couldn't hear any noise, so I guessed we were.
We started to make out until he grabbed my hand and brought me upstairs, covering my eyes and saying; "I have a surprise for you, why don't you make yourself a little more comfortable."
Of course, I took that as a hint that he wanted sex, and he left saying he'd be back in five minutes.
So I took off my clothes, sitting on his bed. Five minutes later, he called me to come out into the room next door to his room. I walked out proudly and walked into another room naked... and saw three shocked faces looking upon my body. He didnt tell me the surprise was he wanted me to meet his parents!
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