A newly convicted man was nervous his first day in prison because his cellmate looked like a tough customer. "Don't worry," the gruff fellow said, "I'm in for a white-collar crime.""Is that right?" the new con asked, relieved."Yeah," said the prisoner. "I killed a priest."
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