Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to
her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try
anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the
mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do
you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day
will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband
says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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