Polish Parachute Lessons

A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and
started lessons. The instructor told the Polak to jump out of the
plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he
himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down
together. The Polak understood and was ready.


The time came to have the Polak jump from the air plane. The
instructor reminded the Polak that he would be right behind him. The
Polak proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air
for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by
jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the
parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get
his parachute open, darted past the Polak.


The Polak seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his
parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"