So there was this white guy, a black guy, a german guy and this jewish guy. They all had white wives and they all had white babies on the same day. The doctor forgets to tag them. The white guy says, "I can figure out who's baby is who's." So he goes into the nursery. He comes out. The black guy asks, "Did you figure it out?" "No... I couldn't." So the black guy says, "I can do this." Goes in, comes out. "Did you figure it out?" "No." The jewish guy goes in, comes out, and fails. Then the german guy says, "I got this. I'll figure out who's baby who's. When I come out, be ready for your baby." So he goes in. Comes out. Gives the white guy his baby, the black guy his, and jewish guy his baby and keeps his baby. The black guy astounded says, "How the hell did you do that!" "It was easy," says the german guy. "I just walked in and said 'Heil Hitler'. The german baby saluted, the jewish baby crapped his pants, and white baby made the black baby clean it up."
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