While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so dumb she got locked in H-E-B and starved to death Yo momma so...

Boy: The...

Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am?...

Apple products of...

The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory

A dentist found...

A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate...

Why fart and...

When you can burp and taste it.

Footy

There was an English man, a Scotish man and Tony Bliar. They were all...

Headlines II

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country....

My wife thinks...

She's the one that won't let me sleep.

The United States...

The United States government had just completed an exhaustive study to find...

Cellulite Surfin'

Yo momma is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!