Footy

There was an English man, a Scotish man and Tony Bliar. They
were all playing football when the Scotish was in goal, the
English man shot at the goal and the Scotish man who was nowhere
near the ball just stuck out one hand and caught the ball. The
English man was amazed, " How did you do it?" he asked." I must
have the biggest hands in the world" he replied. So they carried
on playing and teh English man kicked the baal so hard it flew
out of the park. The Scotish man " how did you do that?", "
well I must have the biggest feet in the world" he repied. Then
when the English man tried to do it agian Tony Blair got in the
way and the English kicked right into his nuts and he did not
react, so the English man asks "why didn't you react". and Tony
says " I must have the smallest nuts in the world". So they went
into a shop to check the Guinnes Book of records. The Engish man
comes out saying "Yes I have the biggest feet in the world". The
Scotish man comes out saying " yes I have the biggest hands in
the world ". Then Tony comes out saying " now were's that
President Bush"