A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate thathad been put in earlier was corroding. What have you been eating? thedentists asked the man.All I can think of is that about three months ago mywife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much,I put it on everything now.That's the problem, the dentist said, frowning. Hollandaise sauce containslemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and thistime use chrome.Why chrome?It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for theHollandaise.
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