A rather large man walked up to a cop near a busy intersection. He tapped the cop on the shoulder asked " Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ? "
The cop ignored him so he asked again " Excuth me , can you tell me how to get to thirthy thirt theet ! "
The cop still ignored him . Frantically the guy asked " EXCUTH ME! CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THIRTHY THIRT THEET !!"
The cop still ignored him and the guy stomped off. A spectator walked up to the cop and asked "Why didn't you tell that poor fellow how to get to thirty third street?"
The cop replied " And have that big thon of a bith kick the shith out me ?"
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