They were a bunch of yahoos from Calgary in Vegas for the weekend.They must have spotted a Montreal Canadians cap that I had forgotten was on my head...
“C’mon, Norm, let’s get you a Labatt's and do a little celebrating.”
“Never touch it, thanks.”
“C’mon, a Canadian without a beer?" said the biggest of the bunch. "That’s like an American without a handgun."
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