GOD GRANTS ONE WISH

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he
said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above his
head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have had the faith to
ask, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want
to." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics
of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the
Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for
me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think
of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I have been
married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and
insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel
inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they
cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly
happy?
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?"