The vet said he's not sure that the budgie's dead and it requires further tests.
So he brings a labrador in that sniffs it and then shakes his head.
Next in comes a cat who licks it and then shakes his head.
The vet says i'm sorry your budgie is definitely dead that will be a thousand and twenty quid.
I said what the fuck, a thousand and twenty quid to tell me my budgies dead?
Yes said the vet, normally it would be only be 20 quid, but then you had the lab report and the cat scan.....
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