A guy on the golf course gets hit square on his junk with a slicing drive.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
As soon as he can manage, he takes himself to the doctor and asks, How bad is it, doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin.
The doctor says, I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight, but it should be OK by next week.
With that, the doctor takes four tongue depressors, forms a four-sided bandage and wires it all together.
The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend, proceeds to marry her and they then leave on their honeymoon.
That night in the hotel room, the wife rips open her blouse for the first time to reveal a gorgeous set of knockers. She says, You're the first, no one else has ever touched these breasts!
Taking a cue from his new bride, the man whips off his pants and responds, Take a look at this, it's still in the crate!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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