When I was at school, the school bully used to make me rub my head against a giant piece of sandpaper.

I got arrested today

I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within...

Neighbours

Once there was an man living between people wich made lots of noises at...

Little Johnny was...

And his teacher was going through the alphabet. "Okay, kids, can you think of...

A blonde, a...

are having their usual lunch of PB&J sandwiches in their high school...

"My first...

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking,...

He died for our...

Parent to Teacher: Our Son doesn't need to do math, 'cause he's a prophet!...

You Know You Live...

You Know You're From Connecticut When... You have hiked up a big hill or...

A Kid with 3 names

A kid has no name yet and its the first day of school. So he goes to school...

In high school, I...

I'd score between 2% and 8%. Now, to shame us into doing better, the...

Cannibal

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?...