When God gave out brains
i thought he said trains,
and i missed mine.
when God gave out looks,
i thought he said books,
and i didnt want any.
when God gave out Noses,
i thought he said roses,
and i asked for a red one.
when God gave out legs.
i thought he said kegs,
and i ordered two fat ones
when God gave out ears,
i thought he said beers
and i ordered two long ones.
when God gave out chins
i thought he said gins,
and i ordered a double
when God gave out heads,
i thought he said beds,
and i asked for a soft one
Gee, am I a mess!!
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