Girl friend


A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and
bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"


The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a
two-bit whore."


"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"


"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"

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