Wheelchair jokes/puns [Request] for bonding

My Marine brother broke both of his legs, so he has to use a wheelchair to get around. I have to help him move some stuff from Washington to California, and my payment is being able to relentlessly fry him with wheelchair jokes. I want to see how long it'll take before he can't "stand" then anymore. (I'm sorry in advanced, but the cheesier, the better)

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