Batman and his girlfriend debating as to what should be her birthday present.
"I know what. The other day I had a chat with Lois Lane and you know what Superman got her as a pressie?” says his partner.
"Tell me, sugarplum!”
She whispers it into his ears. Batman blushes and says:
"No way, I can’t do that...”
"Please, just this once!”
"You know full well that I can’t...”
"Please! Pretty please!”
Batman loses it and bursts out indignantly:
"I couldn’t give a flying fuck!”
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