A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, Used regularly, he explained, pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration! Now wait a minute, professor, interrupted a student., Castration? That's absurd! Yes young man, it's sadly true, replied the professor smugly., Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!
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