What's Your Sign? II

Sign on the inside of a bathroom stall: "Beware of limbo dancers."

A hardware store in Oregon has a sign that reads: "Today's special."
Below, it says: "So's tomorrow."

Sign in school: "In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended."

Sign seen on an electricity pylon: "DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted."

Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything, gas is!"

Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."

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