The Mother Superior was congratulating the girls in the current graduating class of the all girls parochial high school, and as she shook hands with each graduate, she asked her what she was going to become.
So Mary Teresa said a secretary, and Agnes said a homemaker, etc.
But when she got to Barbara Cecilia, Barbara Cecilia said "a prostitute".
Well, the Mother Superior turned white as a sheet and said, "What did you say, Barbara Cecilia?"
And Barbara Cecilia repeated, "A prostitute, Mother Superior."
Whereupon the Mother Superior said, "Oh, thank goodness - I thought you said 'a Protestant'!"
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