Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the revelation...
She: Get off of me, will ya!!
He: Whatsa matter, am I hurting you?
She: No, you're not hurting me, you're annoying me.
You think you could hurt me with THAT?!?
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