If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and
always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to
begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your
stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and
never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you
either married it or gave birth to it!
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