A really unconfident guy, especially when it comes to ladies decides he going to get laid tonight. A buddy of his tell him about a pimp in a not so good part of town that he's used before. The eager lad goes straight to the pimp and says I'll have your finest specimen for five dollars. The pimp takes the five and sends the lad off with one of his Whores. The next day the man awoke with an itch in his trousers. He went straight back to the pimp demanding his money back stating your whore gave me crabs. The pimp takes one look at the lad and says whatd you expect for five dollars LOBSTER?!
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