The Magic Lamp (NSFW)

Three men are wandering through the woods, when they stumble across a dark cave. They decide to make their way inside to investigate. Inside they find torches on the walls, and a single purple cushion with a golden lamp on top, on the floor. The first guy guy decides to pick it up and rub it, and a genie appears spiraling out in smoke.

"I am the genie of the lamp. I shall grant each one of you men with exactly one wish!", he exclaimed. The first guy approaches him and says,

"I would like a dick made of solid mahogany wood!"

"Your wish is granted!" BAM. He has a dick made of wood.

The second guy then approaches and asks,

"I would like a dick made of solid, unmeltable ice."

"Your wish is granted!" BAM. He has a dick made of ice.

The third guy then approaches and says,

"I would like a dick a half-a-mile long!"

"Your wish is granted!" BAM. He has a dick a half-a-mile long.

The genie then exclaims,

"If after one year, you are not satisfied with your wish, come back and I shall reverse it!", and then dissapears.

A year passes and all three men decide to come back to the cave. One of them picks up the lamp and rubs it. The genie comes spiraling out of the lamp and says,

"I see you have returned. What was was wrong with your wish?"

The first guy steps up and says,

"You see it was going great for a bit, but every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters up her butt."

"Very well", the genie says, "I shall change it back." BAM. The first guy has a normal dick again.

The second guy steps up and says,

"You see it was going great for a bit, but every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets frostbite up her butt."

"Very well", the genie says, "I shall change it back." BAM. The second guy has a normal dick again.

The third guy steps up and says,

"I don't have a problem with my new dick. I love this thing!"

"Very well", the genie says, "What's the best part about it?"

"See that hot blonde all the way down there?", the guy asks.

"Yeah..."

BAM!