what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood?

Two blondes were...

They observed another blonde rowing a boat out in the middle of a grassy...

Donald Trump and...

America.

Booster the Rooster

A friend lived in Tennessee for a couple of years back, and this is what he...

A woman gets...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding....

How much does a...

Hopefully less than a handjob. now i die of syphilis bye veronica

Three men on a train

There are three men on a train, a British man, an American and a...

It's the Spring...

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip...

Snow Plow

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost...

Lawyers Revenge

A quick narrative. I always wanted a hopped up muscle car when I was...

Whats the...

The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car,...