air flight

I am sick of air flight assistants and piolets being so nice "i
hope you enjoyed your meal sir" "i am very sorry bet here will
be a slight bit of turblence i'm sorry for any
inconvenience".just once i mould like the piolet to come over
the PA system and say "ladys & gentelmen i have just found out
that we have 4 high power engians capabul of giveing us 400g
forces each so we're going to go for the new world speed record,
we do realise this is very irresponsible but we are board out of
our brains up here in the cocpit, there will be a hel of alot of
turbelence as we go thrugo the sound barrier and a very real
chance that the wings will be ripped of".