What do you call the UN translator who quit his job to pursue his dream of becoming a hot dog eating champion?

Put it on my bill

A duck walks into a bar and orders ten shots The first three are whiskey and...

And the Oscar...

Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar wiener.

I'd do a joke...

But they've all been toad.

An interview with...

A reporter was interviewing a pirate. He asked, "Sir, how did you lose...

What's the...

I can't peanut butter my fucking dick in your ass

Blonde Counting Shee

Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm....

Just got a cat...

Called it Oedipus the needipus.

Son : Dad.......

Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is

Blonde and a...

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito knows...

How Come?

What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...