What are you having?

3 expecting mothers were talking in their doctors office, about the sex of their babies.

The first mother said, "I'm having a boy."

"How can you be so sure?" asked the other two.

"Well" said the first, "my husband was on top."

The second replied, "If that's the case then I'm having a girl because I was on top."

The third started to cry. The first two asked her what was wrong.

"I'm going to have a puppy" she replied.

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